| Snow Boarding is
all the rage. Surfing down the slopes is a great way to enjoy the snow and look
cool. But what if you're a bit of a klutz and just can’t keep your balance on a Snow
Board? Is it still possible to have some winter fun and be a babe magnet? If you
are wearing these Sled Pants then the answer is an emphatic yes! |
The Sled Pants
are ergonomically engineered to fit your posterior. When your are ready to hit the slopes,
simply reach behind you and fold down the leg support portion of your pants. Aim yourself
downhill and sit down. Oh, and make sure you wear your Sled Pants when you have lunch at
the Ski Lodge.
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